🎤🥐 “STRAP IN, FOLKS—THE FLAKY FORCE OF FURY IS HERE!” 🥐🎤

From the ovens of carnage, baked in steel and adrenaline, rolling in with layers of lethal pastry precision… this buttery bruiser flattens everything in its flaky path!

THE GOLDEN GUST OF GLORY! THE BUTTER-BLASTING BATTLE BAKER! THE HORIZONTAL HURRICANE OF HORROR!

🔥 METALLY CROISSANT! 🔥

At 1lb of pure buttery brutality, this spinner doesn’t just hit— IT SLASHES, CRUSHES, AND FLAKES OPPONENTS LIKE FRESH PASTRY! Every strike a deliciously destructive swirl, every spin a whirlwind of flaky devastation, leaving foes crumpled like croissant dough under a rolling pin.

So butter your seats, guard your limbs, and prepare for the crunch— because once Metally Croissant hits the arena…

THE SPINNING PASTRY OF PAIN TAKES A BITE OUT OF EVERYTHING! 🥐💥